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Today You Die (2005). A Review.

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Today You Die (2005)Summary: An morbidly obese thief trying to go straight seeks revenge on those who framed him.
Notable Cast: Steven Seagal, Kevin Tighe
Director: Don E. FauntLeRoy
Tagline(s): “What Seagal Does In Vegas, Nearly Destroys It.” (I think he visited 12 restaurants in one night, refusing to tip.)

How Important Is This Movie In The Wide, Wide World Of Action? About as important as Switch was in The Matrix.

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